| Magical Truthsaying Bastard ( @ 2008-07-01 09:58:00 |
"Hockey sucks. We admit it."
Happy Canada Day, Canada. Celebrate with 15 reasons why you are better than us.
"It turns out that all of the funny Canadian jokes have already been told, and in retrospect, they weren’t that funny to begin with, e.g, we all say “aboot,” we’re all unfailingly polite, and we all live in igloos, hur hur hur. Also, we unnecessarily add ‘U’s to perfectly good words like colour, neighbour and couck-sucker."
Happy Canada Day, Canada. Celebrate with 15 reasons why you are better than us.
"It turns out that all of the funny Canadian jokes have already been told, and in retrospect, they weren’t that funny to begin with, e.g, we all say “aboot,” we’re all unfailingly polite, and we all live in igloos, hur hur hur. Also, we unnecessarily add ‘U’s to perfectly good words like colour, neighbour and couck-sucker."